Sir Alf 7:41 Tue Sep 8
West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
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Shame about the non alcohol spray mentioned below. GSB will need to do the opposite and get everyone pissed up to endure the upcoming season of struggle ?
Anyway here’s an article that might raise some eyebrows 🙂
West Ham set to trial new innovation to speed up return of Premier League fans
The east Londoners are working on a Covid-19 protection sanitiser tunnel
West Ham are set to become the first club to trial an innovative new initiative that could speed up fans’ return to stadiums.
The east Londoners are working on a Covid-19 protection sanitiser tunnel, designed to provide an added layer of security for supporters concerned about the coronavirus risk.
The innovation is understood to consist of three sets of tunnels which provide facial recognition and takes the temperature of fans.
As they walk in they are sprayed lightly with a non-alcoholic based solution before they emerge on the other side.
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Johnson
8:18 Tue Sep 8
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“Quick we need an article to distract attention from our continued failings. What’s big in the news at moment?”
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Sven Roeder
8:21 Tue Sep 8
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We’ve spent 10 years walking through a Shit Tunnel under these cunts so it will make a nice change.
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geoffpikey
8:45 Tue Sep 8
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"takes the temperature of fans"?
Boiling point!
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Browno22
9:42 Tue Sep 8
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Johnson 8:18 Tue Sep 8
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the peckham cod
10:20 Tue Sep 8
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Jeez. Is this going to leave markings on young woodys Zara jeans?
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Bungo
10:36 Tue Sep 8
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Calls to mind the scene in Dr No when Bond and Honey Rider are being decontaminated after being captured.
Maybe we could all just turn up wearing Hazmat suits? I'm sure that wouldn't be the view of the crowd the owners would like to be shown on MOTD.
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Side of Ham
10:41 Tue Sep 8
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So right that a new innovation picks West Ham's owners to trial this tunnel vision...........
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goose
10:55 Tue Sep 8
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i imagine they are desperate to get people in the stadium and start generating some cash.
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El Scorchio
10:57 Tue Sep 8
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geoffpikey 8:45
Ha!
Always higher on the way out than the way in....
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4ever-blowin-bubbles
10:57 Tue Sep 8
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i bet there will be a toll to pay to use the tunnel
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ornchurch ammer
1:06 Tue Sep 8
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Exactly Goose.
I can't help but feel that this push to get fans back in the grounds is absolutely nothing to do with the benefit of the fans at all.
It is just so that they can be used as cash cows.
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El Scorchio
1:10 Tue Sep 8
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Well of course- the sooner the fans come back, the more tickets they can sell and the less they have to refund on season tickets.
Also, are the security guards really going to be able to successfully stop some big bastard or a group of big bastards a few beers in, intent on going to the game because he/they have got a high temperature? It'll never work other.
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Crassus
1:17 Tue Sep 8
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Knowing our lot this sophisticated 'tunnel' will be a recycled sheep dip from Sully's homeland
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Burnhammeronsea
2:21 Tue Sep 8
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I hope its a Time tunnel. I want to go back to 1986 .
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Swiss.
2:41 Tue Sep 8
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West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - what's that Brady's cunt after a good flush out?
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Northern Sold
3:15 Tue Sep 8
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My....
Fucking....
God....
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chim chim cha boo
3:22 Tue Sep 8
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As they walk in they are sprayed lightly with a non-alcoholic based solution before they emerge on the other side'.
I'm glad they seem to want to repurpose the overpriced piss they sell as Carlsburg currently.
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Full Claret Jacket
4:09 Tue Sep 8
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Does it make you hallucinate and see West Ham win games?
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Moncurs Putting Iron
4:14 Tue Sep 8
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Gets rid of annoying viruses that affect your well being and sap the energy and life from anything they touch.
GSB will not be testing it during the photoshoot
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Golden Oldie
4:21 Tue Sep 8
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This New Normal™ sounds pretty fucking shit
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